Everything else was pretty secondary. Now I can’t decide. Elaine is actually her middle name. Because, pshh, who would want to do that, right? Serif compounds are dramatically different and usually much more reactive. Soon to be a major motion picture. Not as long as she’s with someone.

There’s only one group that comes out of this looking smart: Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? You should probably just move along. The mystery of why, when I know I needed to be asleep an hour ago, I decide it’s a good time to read through every Wikipedia article in the categories ‘Out-of-place artifacts’, ‘Earth mysteries’, ‘Anomalous weather’, and ‘List of people who disappeared mysteriously’. Not necessarily MY collection.

Anyway, back to the sitcom one-liners and the constant flow of spam. Part 5″ “I wonder what percentage of not-obviously-busy people on the street would say yes to kite-flying with a stranger. Everybody knows you should drink 3, glasses of water a day and change your oil every 8 miles.

good thesis offense xkcd

Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested. No, I don’t need to read your thesis, I can imagine roughly what it says.


The enemy will be born in the network.

good thesis offense xkcd

Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet. I have a backscattering fetish. We lost two hours circling that damn lake to say nothing of the Straw Man.

xkcd the best thesis defense is a good offense

A hydroplane is a plane that gets electric power from an onboard water reservoir with a tiny dam and turbines. Look at my face. We’re just experimenting responsibly!

The best way to find out what happens.

Thesis Defense – explain xkcd

They unplug ofvense root machine but the thousands of leaf VMs scatter in the wind and start spinning up new instances wherever they land”. Avert your eyes when you do. I hope it wasn’t the Richard Stallman Cirque de Soleil thing again. All in all, the future will be okay! If you open the calendar app on your phone or computer, the highest-numbered box along the bottom is equal to the number of days thesix the month!

1403: Thesis Defense

Please, nobody ever say that. Forget BB-8; I want a pet Sojourner! Volume adjustable requires root.

good thesis offense xkcd

They’d better not cancel the eclipse. And, thanks to antibiotics, thesjs continue having two thumbs? Music Demi Lovato fans need to step up. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. A slide is projected on a screen behind the sword-reading woman, reading “The evolution of threat defense in mammals”.


You have only yourself to blame. I therefore call on Congress to fully fund space exploration, and to join with Ba’al, the Eater of Souls. Though I do have this vial of smallpox You can click to zoom and everything!

This new statement has to be explained. You guys all have that dream, right? Someone had to speak truth to power! You took my hat! They’re very similar but thsis handles window creation differently. Wanna try playing a round of Druids and Dicotyledons? At least I learned about the OS X ‘say’ command.